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For The Whim's avatar

Tootsie quoted!******

Tor Freeman's avatar

Omg you’re right!!! It’s Ginsberg but I first heard it in Hairspray and forgot it was Tootsie too!! 😆🥰

For The Whim's avatar

So many references! Art is eating itself!

Jo's avatar

This made me giggle. “Needlessly offensive” 😂

Katie Clapham's avatar

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Debi Gliori's avatar

Oh! That side-eye! Perfection Pupster 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

Dr. Janine Inez's avatar

Pure comedy gold. As a dog mom, I’m obsessed and relate so hard. This is exactly the kind of writing I come on substack for.

Helen Hancocks's avatar

Rusty!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ 100% loveable

Vivien Minto's avatar

Deeply love this... some dogs have perfected side eye, and some never will. I have one who breaks my heart every time - it's the side-eye-snack-call. Enjoy every moment with your precious 100% pedigree-to-you (heartbreak emoji)... sigh... xx

Thomas Cleary's avatar

Even a 4% Fijian street dog isn’t something you meet every day.

Sidewalk Face's avatar

You are funny! I love this. The redacted ill spent especially.

Sophia Fields's avatar

What a delicious chunk!

Florence Acosta's avatar

Nice to meet Rusty. No, you may never get those funds back but can sleep better because you know Rusty’s DNA profile.😆

Margreet de Heer's avatar

He is part... Toy Poodle? Not even a Real Poodle...?

Ella Beech's avatar

Rusty: 100% yummy chunk!! 🥰🥰🥰

Jade Johnson | Artist's avatar

This is absolutely what I would do if I could justify giving some fancy pants DNA lab my money!

Until then, I find dogs that look similar to Ernie (a miniature pinscher/Italian greyhound mix according to the SPCA) online and ask their breed to piece the mystery together myself 🧐

Lisa Kamarga's avatar

Haha!! Love your sketches of your chunky monkey 😂 He’s super cute! ❤️❤️ I bought DNA tests for my 2 mixed dogs because I was so curious about their breeds. It’s fun to read the test result, & sometimes the email informing me that they found their relatives! Still better result than their age test ( I bought mine from Embark) 🙄 I don’t recommend you buying that test kit- that was a waste of money. On one of our dogs, the birth year was off by at least 3-4 yrs because the predicted year he was born was years AFTER I adopted him; so I really questioned their test result.

The Bird Soup Diaries's avatar

Awwww! That’s why they call it puppy love 🐶🥰