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Jools Bentley's avatar

Bahahahhahaha!

I had one of these horrible gits after me the other week for letting my dog off the lead when the teeny tiny sign ‘clearly’ stated ‘no dogs off lead’.

I wish I could say I was as cool as you, casually walking away, but i called the man a jobsworth bastard and legged it all whilst he was filming me. I honestly thought there would be WANTED posters up with my sweaty red angry face plastered all over them, but so far so good, I haven’t been caught… yet.

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Tania Willis's avatar

Oh Tor, I didn't think I could love you more. I have recently given up. But, my god ... I love nothing more than a cigarette on a sunny evening outside a city pub. And there are no ashtrays, what's a girl supposed to do ?

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Hattie Crisell's avatar

I’m so happy this happened because it’s hilarious. Finally the law has caught up with you, you reckless bad-ass. I’m sorry you got fined but, as I said, it’s paying for itself in great comic material 🚬😎 xx

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Clementine's avatar

Ahahaha

you do need a portable ashtray (or a small jar- hotel breakfast mini marmalade jar works a treat)

Ps: Smoking is bliss and worth any price (but the big one of course ☠️)

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Joe Berger's avatar

You are an OUTRAGE! I think you need to put ‘female dropped butt and walked away’ on a tee shirt Tor.

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Elona Bennett's avatar

Tor does this mean you have a criminal record???😲😲made me laugh and LOT🤣🤣🤣AND I love a civvies as well … yes portable ashtray is the answer!!! I used to have one in the “good ol days

Love having a good laugh dear Tor … thank you xxx😘😘”

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Ella Beech's avatar

Haha! I wondered what the civvies reference was!! Xxx

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Jenny le Roux's avatar

Tor I absolutely loved this, a huge laugh from me in sunny South Africa ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

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Melissa Martin's avatar

I can’t help but think of all the income my city (Toronto) would make if they started ticketing people for dropping cigarette butts, amongst all the other litter everywhere!

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Jude Freeman's avatar

Made me laugh, especially idea of ‘lurking at the scene of the crime’! So now we know you’re a terrible litterbug, but you’ve left us with the burning question - HOW MUCH was the Fine?? Xxx

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Tania Willis's avatar

Favourite cigarettes would be an excellent ( possibly crowdsourced ) collection of anecdotes

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Miriam Gold's avatar

Oh more from this guy please! I love his grizzled jaded energy x

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Emma Reynolds's avatar

Omg hahaha

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Amy Gardner's avatar

Oh I loved this, you got a good laugh out of me. Perfect character perspective from which to tell this story. Thank you 🙌

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Anna's avatar

Absolutely loved this, it made my sides hurt from gaffawing so much. I will promise to visit you in Holloway if you fall from grace again. Maybe think of this as an introduction to your criminal career. I suggest a gold heist next. You can't beat a bit of grand larceny...

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RG she/her's avatar

Brilliant Tor 😂 😂

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Ella Beech's avatar

For shame! For shame!! (LOVE THIS!!! ❤️❤️❤️) Also - 🚭

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