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Nicola Killen's avatar

Love these, especially Sauron’s mum!

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Tor Freeman's avatar

Thanks Nicola! She's so loving!

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Margreet de Heer's avatar

Hahaha - HILARIOUS!!! The ending of the first one! The baseball hat on Sauronny in the second!! The cross-stitching in the third!!! I think you should continue this - until fictional baddies get their own instas and do it themselves.

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Tor Freeman's avatar

😂 Sauronny! Thanks Margreet, it is a rich seam - SO many baddies and their cribs!

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Ollie Redfern's avatar

I also loved Sauron's baseball hat. :-)

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Neural Foundry's avatar

Hilarious concept executed perfectly. The detail about "mum did the decorating" is so spot-on for those old Cribs episodes, where you'd see multimillionaires with homes that looked like their parents picked everything out. Pennywise having a spiritual room to hedge his bets on the afterlife is genius becuase it captures that weird disconnect between obscene wealth and existential anxiety. Would love to see Dracula's crib with a basement home theater that definately doesn't have any coffins in it.

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Tor Freeman's avatar

Yes Dracula's crib would be good! Bit of Transylvanian action! Thank you!

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Debi Gliori's avatar

This is SO BRILLIANT! We need more. What’s Cthulhu’s crib like? Or the Loch Ness Monster’s?

Loved Sauron with his baseball cap!

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Tor Freeman's avatar

Ooo those are both good! Nessie's would be very dark, wouldn't it?! Thanks Debi!

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Jo-Jo's avatar

This is so clever. Thank you!

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Summer Pierre's avatar

Genius as always 😂

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Ruby Wright's avatar

Brilliant. So glad Captain H made another appearance...

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Tor Freeman's avatar

😂😂😂 to YOU he did!!

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Ruby Wright's avatar

He's always on my mind!

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Catriona Andrews- Inklinations's avatar

Genius yet again. Loving the embarrassed Sauron, so funny.

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Tor Freeman's avatar

Thanks Catriona!

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Ella Beech's avatar

Hahaha!! Although I’m obviously horrified by Pennywise!!

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Tor Freeman's avatar

😂😂😂xx

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Nanette Regan's avatar

Hilarious! Big fan of Sauron’s mum! I love the detail that it’s the boom operator who gets the chop from Malificent 😆

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Tor Freeman's avatar

Thanks Nanette! 😂

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Ollie Redfern's avatar

I'd love to see Jason Voorhees' crib in Crystal Lake!

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Tor Freeman's avatar

That would be good!! Urgh, he's the WORST.

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Hannah Sanguinetti's avatar

These are just fantastic, the hat on Sauron is just genius! 😂

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Tor Freeman's avatar

He's got to look GOOD!

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Hannah Sanguinetti's avatar

😂 just like those role models in the US do…

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Kate's avatar

Love these so much, Tor! Blimmin’ nailed every crib so perfectly! Sauron’s mum, too - just ace! 😂 Speaking of MTV Cribs, what was that early MTV ‘reality’ show called, that followed the lives of a bunch of teen housemates living together in Seattle? All angst and high drama…? Do you know the one I mean?! Xx

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Tor Freeman's avatar

Thanks Kate! I think you mean The Real World! They were all awful, in my memory, and also quite intimidating at that time! xx

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Kate's avatar

Omg! Yes that was it! Yes, awful… my first experience of MTV! 🙈

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Fionn McCabe's avatar

Yessssss! This is awesome.

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Tor Freeman's avatar

Thanks Fionn!!

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Penelope J's avatar

This is brilliant, loved it and showed it to son and daughter in law who especially loved that the jellyfish was included in Evil Fish.

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Tor Freeman's avatar

Haha thank you! OMG yes jellies are definitely evil, stingers!!

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Jane Porter's avatar

So funny - just showed it to my son (now adult) who used to say he couldn't invite anyone home from school because I'd embarrass him by offering biscuits. And he loves LOTR so double win!

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Tor Freeman's avatar

Haha thanks Jane!! It's mad what we find embarrassing when we're young - who doesn't want to be offered biscuits??

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Jane Porter's avatar

thankfully the rules have changed now he's 31!

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